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The ideal date is when both parts get all that they expect from it. But what is your ideal date?
You're a romantic person who can enjoy even the little things in life. You don't need a lot to be happy, you just need a serene sky, tender words and touches. In a partner you seek intelligence, romanticism and the ability to find your heart. You enjoy walks a lot, because you think that motion is life. You stick to the opinion that an expensive restaurant is not the best place for dates. You choose girls who resemble you by character, and you have a good time walking through a park. More »
Love for you is first of all sacrifice and some kind of fanaticism. You're ready to give the whole would to the woman you love and to sell your house to surprise her by giving her a million of red roses. You sincerely can love, forgive, worship the woman you love and just tend her every need. But it's not easy to win your love. You have some kind of ideal that you have made up yourself, and the one who will suit you, will bathe in your love. You have to remember that there should be limits in everything, otherwise relationships will become sheer spoiling, and it may happen that sometimes you'll have to apologize for what you haven't done. In other words, you should give open your soul and the person you love in, but your shouldn't forget that you're a person too, that you have your interests, and you shouldn't always be a victim of love.More »
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Just this kind of a woman suits you best because you yourself can feel other people and you're quick in understanding them. Walks on a promenade till mornings and just a nice smile are the things you dream of and what you would like to have in a relationship in the first place. You have many positive qualities yourself, you very seldom behave selfishly and approach love affairs very delicately. You expect the same from your woman in the search of a harmonious relationship. Moreover, you need a girl who will be able to pay you a lot of attention and give you warmth and kindness which all men need so much, and you especially! You gladly let a woman into your heart and you open your soul for her expecting that she will do the same and your relationship will consist of harmony and love which are characteristics only of fairy-tale characters. If a moment of disappointment comes, you get very upset, but you don't suffer for too long and find consolation in another woman. More »
You have a generous but complicated nature. You're so full of contradictions that it's difficult to define your character in a couple of words. The ability to find an honorable way out of every situation is what you have in common with the Russians. You'd feel very comfortable in this country, glorified by all of the poets in the world.More »
This is a colour of physical activity and persistence. You like to express your individuality through sensuality, and it attracts women to you. You stick to the principle "here and now", you love life, you're brave, strong and self-confident. All of these qualities have an effect on life-style. You can't think abstractly. For instance, you think that a wall is only a wall, and you think that there is no reason to discuss it. You never miss a chance to remind people that we're creatures made of brawn and blood. You know how to enjoy the physical displays of life. You wouldn't even think to regard the world as an illusion or to try and escape from reality.More »
It can't be said that you have your own opinion about everything. Or to be more precise, you have it, but it's so mixed, that you often suffer from it yourself. In many situations good and evil struggle in you, that's why you sometimes can regret about having said or done something. You often realize the difference between good and evil very well, but it doesn't stop you and you act the way you shouldn't. Perhaps, you should learn how to weigh all pros and cons, and life will become easier and more interesting.More »
You don't make plans to achieve success. You don't believe that one can get everything at once, but it doesn't mean that you'll stay indifferent in every situation. You're the type of person who doesn't care. You take a two sober view of things, appraise the situation impartially, but as a detached onlooker as you don't like to take part in what is going on. Only extraordinary events can make you to be active, and then an emotional impetus will wind you up like a clockwork. You probably will sail through all obstacles on your way to success.More »
Your attitude to work
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You're not a workaholic yet, but with every step you get closer and closer to it. Try to start small and come home from work in time without staying too long at work to the prejudice of your private life. Don't take all important things upon yourself, because you can't manage to do everything and there is a limited number of hours in a day. People will appreciate your effort by giving you more and more work. In other words, just love yourself and realize that there are many other interesting things in life besides work.More »
You're a man-festival! There is only a positive mood and an ocean of jokes where ever you appear! Your friends appreciate your ability to enjoy yourself, and your creative potential doesn't let anyone be bored in your company. You attract people because it's always fun with you. You can cheer up anybody with your jokes, stories and behaviour. There are not many people of your kind, that's why people who know you are proud that they have such a good friend! People always appreciate your ability to make others laugh and to make jokes, and many people can't even imagine their lives without someone like you. One of your few disadvantages is your light-mindedness. Fun is good, but sometimes you should be more serious.More »
You're self-confident, active and full of energy. You have enough will power and fire in your belly if a situation calls for it. Your friends appreciate your reliability and devotion. You show your abilities in teamwork very well. You also show your leadership qualities from the cradle. Your credo is to set goals and to achieve them. There's nothing else left to do, but to wish you success!More »
You're the sun that lightens up the ways of numerous people, including your own ways. You're glad to share good news and you're always in a great mood. You're a plain and lively person, and your friends like it. It's always easy to communicate with you, and you're easy to get in touch with. You like to dream and make jokes. Sometimes, life requires seriousness from you, but you have your own humorous approach even to the most difficult questions.More »
You're very hospitable and you like to spend time with friends. When you invite friends over, you always think of what to treat them with. You're very polite, well-mannered and attentive to girls, and they like it very much. People also value your honesty. You don't like gossip and you prefer to talk on common topics. You seem to have been a servant in a previous life, but it's not a bad thing at all. On the contrary, your obligingness helps you to win the favor from the people you need.More »
Your main distinctive characteristics are grit and endurance. You can achieve a lot using your energy the right way. You're never afraid of obstacles, because you're self-confident and sure of your potential. You like to have fun in spite of any circumstances. Your optimism is a very rare but a valuable quality which is very useful. You often take it upon yourself, other people's responsibilities which you sometimes regret later. Nevertheless, it's very difficult to crush you.More »
You're a dream of every woman. It's impossible to find a lover more passionate and attentive than you! You can influence women's emotions in some mysterious way arousing not only feelings but sensuality as well, that's why women forget everything when they're with you. As opposed to many other men, you're a delicate and sensitive person, you're very charming and you know how to be pleasant and romantic. Many women would like to become your muse.More »
You don't have a lot of energy, but you don't waste energy that you have. You make the impression of a reliable and self-confident person. With your presence, you can create an atmosphere of calmness and firm belief that everything will be alright. At the same time, you're a vulnerable person who takes conflicts very hard, that's why you do your best to avoid them. But if somebody hurts your feelings, you will come back at your offender because you're quite revengeful. You're a dependable man, that's why you have a conscientious attitude to work. But you will scarcely do what you promise ahead of time. In addition, you don't like any changes. You get down to everything new with with caution because you take it with distrust. Perhaps, you should be more courageous, and your life will become brighter.More »
You're not only sensitive, but quite a sensual person. Thanks to the combination of these qualities, your kiss has such an effect on girls that they lose their heads and are about to faint with pleasure. You behave with your partner so sincerely and attach importance not only to kisses but to true feelings. When kissing, you try to melt into your partner, to concentrate on her sensations. In other words, a kiss is very important for you, it is an expression of sincere relations and the most tender feelings. More »
Men of your type still believe in romanticism and make the best use of it. Surely, you always give your woman flowers, sweets and light candles for a romantic dinner. You call your woman often or leave her romantic messages. When you meet, you look into her eyes with love, tell her about your feelings, and she, by turn, falls in love with you and realizes that you're interested in her and need her. This is the secrtet of your attractiveness: women like when men appreciate them. So, women being much more romantic than men, just admire you.More »
The best vacation you can have is at home. The best way to relax for you is to lie on a sofa at home watching TV. By just witching TV channels and eating delicious food, both your body and soul relax. However you're always glad to be joined by guests and you love to spend an evening in the company of good friends. But if somebody suggests to go to a night club, you will flatly refuse. You feel good and comfortable at home. And who says that's a bad thing! More »
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"I told you so!" — maybe you don't say it out loud, but you think like this quite often. It's easy to foresee the events with your keenness of observation, inclination for analyzing and your ability to compare facts. Your ability to keep your head straight and your sense of humor help you in every situation. Frankly speaking, you like to observe other people, analyze their actions and think of yourself as higher than others. You like logic, and at the same time dangerous jobs. You're not afraid to take important tasks upon yourself, and you normally carry them out. You don't envy anybody and this is natural considering your intellect and high self-confidence. More »
You know how to rejoice at even the smallest joys. Your life is always in full swing and you're ready to share your positive energy with the whole world. You never stop at what has been accomplished, you can easily carry others away with the things that you're interested in. You're sensitive, you take quarrels hard, you try to be a conciliator among conflicting parties, but you remain impartial at the same time. However, no matter what happens, you don't give way to despair because there is no hopeless situations for you! You value your friends, and they appreciate your openness, cheerfulness and the ability to be as good as your word.More »