1.In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.

3.they have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

4.As soon as you commit to one, you realise that, if you had waited a litttle longer you could have had a better model.

Men think that computers should be referred to in the feminine gender beause:

1.No one but God understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate whit ohter computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.Even your smallest mistakes are stored i longterm memory for retrieval.

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your salary on accessories or it.

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